As some of you may have heard, it seems like there are bushfires everywhere in Tasmania at the moment.

Well, I can assure you that we here at Ravenhearst Towers are perfectly safe, although everywhere is blanketed in a thick fug of smoke. Everyone is trying to stay indoors, and all the cars are driving around with headlights on in the middle of the day. It’s all quite apocalyptic.

Anyway, the nearest fires are over an hour away from us, and well up in the mountains, so all is quite safe.